relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots)

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode)

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and
arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and
arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and
arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

(Source: zachthemermaid)

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

tothefridgeandbeyond:

everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

(Source: kimkanyekimye)

(Source: staytrillbro)

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(Source: lordexcess)