liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

(Source: brewkie)

nashcon-castiel:

The Soviets have found America’s weakness.  

Captain America better step up his game.

painlock:

cleveristhenewsexy:

heroes don’t exist John, except I called you one almost immediately after meeting you

coughs

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coughs

(Source: kinklock)

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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(Source: thedeathmerchant)

(Source: liam-hemsworth)

Anonymous Asked
Questionyou need to hang yourself. Answer

perks-of-being-chinese:

and you need to shut the fuck up

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

(Source: giffins)

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

No, I’m pretty sure you’ll still get stabbed.

rnessage:

getoffmybloghoe:

rnessage:

ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND

LIFE GUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN

towels imported form turkey 

and turkey imported from maine

wheres your passion

Bitch, I’m fabulooooouuuusssssss

(Source: fyspringfield)